
My name is Barry Ellsworth and I'm running for President because I'm sick and tired of the lies, the greed, and the rotten, duplicitous bunch of common thieves we have in Washington today, stealing everything they can from the citizens of this country. I do not trust anyone who has spent their life as a politician, except for Bernie, so I decided to do it myself. With your help we will.
Please pitch in today and help me. I know how to fix this mess - the one that Congress and this handful of money-drunk, billionaire mafiosos who think they are geniuses, simply because they've figured out a hundred different ways to steal your money. They aren't geniuses or visionaries. They are common thieves. Together, we can stop them.