FCC Chairman Ajit Pai has graciously agreed to accept flowers on behalf of The Internet’s family — all of us. If you would like to contribute to this celebration of life, you can help us purchase flowers that will be delivered to the FCC before their December 14th vote to end Net Neutrality.
We hope that if Congress sees enough flowers sitting outside the FCC, they'l find it in their hearts to stop the FCC.
Learn more about #RIPinternet at ripinterne.net
FLOWER PRICING OPTIONS:
$1.00 -- 1 Long Stem Red Rose + Tears of 1,000 YouTube Stars
$5.00 -- 5 Long Stem Red Roses because The Internet will rise again
$10.00 -- 4 Lilies with Ajit Pai's Name on Them
$20.00 -- The Bouquet the FCC deserves
$50.00 -- Very Deluxe Bouquet that's Definitely Way Too Nice for the FCC
$100.00 -- A Very Deluxe Bouquet and a generous contribution to the partners at #RIPinternet, who will continue the fight to save the life of The Internet.
Thank you for reminding Ajit Pai how much you loved The Internet! We're confidant that our memorial will look beautiful outside the FCC's office building.