If you guessed Patrick Murphy was a Republican masquerading as a Democrat... you were right! If you guessed the other two, you were wrong — those are my other opponents (A) Ron DeSantis and (C) Augustus Sol Invictus. Chip in now to help me win, because we don’t want any goat-blood-guzzling, Medicare-gutting, shutdown-loving wazzock in the U.S. Senate.