We are sad you missed the Return of the Patriotic Chicken Dinner, but don't worry -- we will still take your money!
As a special perk, give any amount and get a FREE virtual handshake from President Biden!
Just make your donation and we will send you a date and time to stand on your front porch, extend your hand and yell at the top of your lungs "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BIDEN!" because Washington, D.C. is so far away.*
DISCLAIMER ...
* President may or may not be outside the White House extending his hand at your assigned date and time ... you just have to believe.