The former’s guy’s birthday is today
Today is the former guy’s birthday, and we’re not too big on talking about him anymore, but word on the street is he’s not accepting birthday gifts this year. I’m sure nothing would make him happier than, however, if you rushed a donation to the Colorado Democratic Party.
We helped send him to an early retirement, after all. By keeping Colorado Blue, we can keep him happily retired in Florida...or New Jersey...or New York...or in custody.
So I say we use today to celebrate all of us, and all of the accomplishments we’ve done together to turn this country on the right track. We’re moving in the right direction, but we’ve got more to do to defend our democracy in the upcoming elections.
Can we count you in to ‘celebrate’ the former guy’s birthday by helping us make sure he stays retired?
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