Holler from the Hollers! - Koozies

We are no longer offering these online. When we find a new fulfillment house, we may offer them online again in the future.

Until that time, if you want any merchandise, please donate in person at RC Marshall's Hardware on Main Street in Cairo, WV, where we'll have available items.

These red HOLLER koozies are just what you need, and...

Okay, yeah. Look, you really don't NEED a koozie. Who NEEDS a can koozie? Seriously, even though they're nice to kick back with, you'll get by okay without one.

koozie

But some of you evidently really WANT one, because when we posted photos of them on social media, we got a bunch of requests for them. Who knew?

The koozies were originally purchased to put in door hanger bags as we canvass... because as we knocked doors, we kept hearing versions of "I'll vote for you---if I remember your name."

That's fair. It's early. We are running on small donations, and we aren't taking dark money from SuperPACs and the like, so we had to start as soon as possible. But it was so early folks were worried they wouldn't remember my name when it came time to vote!

Well, I thought... we can fix that. With koozies!

But if y'all want some, too, I'm happy to offer them. I grant you the design is neat, with the WV cardinal from our logo soaring against a white cloud, and, of course, the "Holler from the Hollers!" slogan.

You don't NEED a cool koozie like this. But if you WANT one, you can...

  • Keep your beer or soda cans chilled to your heart's content.
  • Wrap a koozie around an ugly pencil holder at work.
  • Brazenly carry your HOLLER koozie at party fundraisers in front of candidates who are taking money from---and working for---SuperPACS and wealthy corporate execs..
  • Make weird crafts, like... er, mittens? Gingerbread-lady holiday ornaments? Doll hats? Pot holders? The possibilities are... okay, not endless. But the possibilities are existent.
If you do something interesting with your koozie, be sure to connect with me on social media, and I may share your story.

Donate $10 and receive one koozie. Or donate $20 to receive three!

Contribution rules

  1. I am at least eighteen years old.
  2. This contribution is made from my own funds, and funds are not being provided to me by another person or entity for the purpose of making this contribution.
  3. I am making this contribution with my own personal credit card and not with a corporate or business credit card or a card issued to another person.
  4. I am a U.S. citizen or lawfully admitted permanent resident (i.e., green card holder).

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