Henlo Frens!
It's my birthday on June 10. I will be 13 years old. I've been a h*ckin good boy this year. My mom is going to buy me a birthday cake. A special pupper cake. I will share my cake. Because I am a good boy.
My mom is the Wayne County Commissioner. For Plymouth and Canton. I am the Pommissioner. My mom needs to raise money for her campaign. So she can be the Commissioner next time. I would also like to be the Pommissioner next time. Will you help out and donate $13 for my birthday?
Thank you and I love you.