Help Beat These Republican Assholes
The Republican party has a lot of assholes, but some stand head and shoulders (and buttocks?) above the others. We've set up this donation page so you can quickly donate to defeat the biggest assholes of all. We'll rotate in new ones on a regular basis, so check back often. In the spotlight right now are two governors who are assholes of ginormous proportions:
1) Governor Greg Abbott of Texas: Even his name sounds like "A butt." Donate to grassroots hero Beto O'Rourke, the Democratic nominee opposing Abutt.
2) Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida: Florida's biggest asshole, which is saying a lot. Donate to former governor Charlie Crist, who is the Democratic nominee for his old job.
Both of these assholes have opposed commonsense gun control, have echoed Trump's lies, and done damage to their states and the country.
So make a donation (we'll split it by default, but you can change that), and help make America asshole-free!
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- I am at least eighteen years old.
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