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by Tobias Funke


Tobias Fünke: [reading a script with terrible acting] "I don't know what you heard about me, but I'm a different kind of cop. I'm from the streets, and I'm the last cop you'll ever want to mess with in a darkened al - dark alley [drops the act] Tobias Fünke: Oh, you know, maybe my wife is right. I'm not cut out to be a DeNiro, or a Regis, or a Pinkett-Smith. I shou... Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tobias, listen to me. Dreams are worth fighting for. Now, are you gonna be an actor, or are you gonna be a doctor? Tobias Fünke: You're right, Carl Weathers! I should just march into that restaurant where my wife works and... Carl Weathers: Whoa, your wife works in a restaurant? Do they get free shift meals or a discount on select menu items? Tobias Fünke: Uh, I don't know. Carl Weathers: Well, let's find out, man!

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Rob Miller