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by Maxwell H.


John Cornyn is a bastard who shouldn't be representing us in Washington. Believe it or not, this race is winnable for Rick Noriega. Polls are showing him as only a few points behind, and a little extra cash infusion might just work wonders.

Why do I think John Cornyn sucks so colossaly? Well, he once said this (when asked about gay marriage):

"It does not affect your daily life very much if your neighbor marries a box turtle. But that does not mean it is right. . . . Now you must raise your children up in a world where that union of man and box turtle is on the same legal footing as man and wife."

We can't let this box-turtle rapist back into the Senate.

So do us all a favor, whip out that credit card, and spend 90 seconds parting with a little of your hard-earned cash. Rick Noriega has assured me in private conversations that he'll give it all back to you once he gets elected.

Thanks for you consideration.

Maxwell H.

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