2012 Roster

by @smapd

Distributed among the recipients below

"For Romney to say that the definition of marriage has remained the same for 3,000 years is disproved by his own family.
It's untrue.
A lie."

-- Andrew Sullivan

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Barack Obama


Michelle's husband
Health Care Reform
Ended DATA
Lilly Ledbetter Act
Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan
Ended the Iraq war
Restored our standing among nations
Osama bin Laden is dead

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Elizabeth Warren


Elizabeth Warren knows more about the economy than the entire republican ticket. Electing Warren is an important step in maintaining control of the Senate and moving Massachusetts back to the left side of the aisle.

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Claire McCaskill


Todd Akin believes that women cannot get pregnant from rape; if a woman gets pregnant, it wasn't legitimate rape. Defeat Todd Akin. Reelecting McCaskill is an important step in maintaining control of the Senate.

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Christie Vilsack


Steve King is an insult to tolerant Iowans. Elect Iowa's former First Lady to the House.

Tim Kaine


Macaca? I don't even know her!
Tim Kaine is running to keep George "Macaca" Allen out of the Senate.

Priorities USA Action

Money donated here goes to support weather control operations all over the globe and in orbit.

Not really. It goes to an Obama superpac with nearly no rules on spending. Democracy in action, exactly as the Founders intended.

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Tammy Baldwin


Make Tammy Baldwin first openly LGBT member of the US Senate by defeating Tommy Thompson. Electing Baldwin is an important step in retaining control of the Senate. Thompson has complained of fatigue in the past, a video released by his campaign shows Tammy Baldwin dancing at a gay pride event showing no signs of a similar debilitating fatigue.

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Jim Graves


''I had a mother last night come up to me...She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter.''
--Michele Bachmann on preventing cervical cancer.

She is also rumored to have 'crazy eyes'.
Crazy Eyes is not a recognized medical condition, but it would be unreasonable not to speculate that she might have it. Bachmann is literally working for a return to McCarthyism, attacking American Muslims in the administration and legislature simply because they are close at hand.

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Patrick Murphy


Patrick Murphy's opponent, Allen West's reaction to a major middle east news organization requesting an interview: "But my b.s. flag really went up when [Al Jazeera] said they wanted my address, to pick me up at night. They said they would send a car but wouldn’t tell me where it was going. I don’t know if it was a kidnapping attempt. But I am not going to entrust Al Jazeera with my life. I said, ‘Cancel the interview!’"

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